brucegrumpybanner:

 #i missed the previous exchange on my first watch #and i though steve just handed people money sometimes #you know like grandparents do and stuff

Reblogged for the tag above. OH MY GOD.

THE TAG 

(Source: peelace)

stantanalopez:

i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end

i saw this

so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this

why

fuckbangovers:

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

 I heard my mom scream in the other room

(Source: funkylesbian)

◢ LITERALLY DROPPED MY AUTOGRAPH THING BECAUSE JARED WINKED AT ME AND SAID ‘I AM BIGGER THAN MISHA’.

motherfuckingsassmaster:

THAT IS NOT A STATEMENT YOU ADD A WINK TO. I AM DEAD.

DAMMIT SEAMUS.

Someone is about to get a Howler.